Throws fab parties where everyone except those with the name of "craig" are invited.
Well, gee whizz. You sure do like yourself alot.
That makes me like you even less.
Now what I like about you is beyond nothing. We are now into negatives.
I dislike everything about you, plus one.
And since you dont invite people named Craig, I'd still be invited. Although I wouldnt want to go to any party you throw.
<font color="#FFFFAA" size="1">[ February 22, 2005 05:48 PM: Message edited by: cincygreg ]</font>
STEAK DINNER AT MY HOUSE FOR EVERYONE EXCEPT THOSE NAMED "CRAIG." LOVELY PARTING GIFTS FOR ALL WHO ATTEND!
<font color="#FFFFAA" size="1">[ February 23, 2005 10:52 AM: Message edited by: Sarcazmo ]</font>
He is devastatingly handsome.
He is inordinately witty.
There is one other item on your list about which I am exceedingly curious.
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Can you REALLY name all 50 state capitols?
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Well I guess I'm invited since my name is Greg and not craig, but I'm going to decline the invitation because eating with you might make me hurl.
Sincerely,
Gregory A. Hoodin
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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">I think I can, but I get shaky on the final 5. I just typed up 41 of them only to have one tiny slip of the pinky finger erase them all. Does that suck or what?Originally posted by Aurora Leigh:
He is devastatingly handsome.
He is inordinately witty.
There is one other item on your list about which I am exceedingly curious.
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Can you REALLY name all 50 state capitols?
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I promise not to cheat. Back at you later.
Here goes. I have to come back because I'm not sure of a five of them. Now I *didn't* cheat, but I did go to yahoo to look at a list of cities in Oregon and New Hampshire, which did not identify which is the capitol:
1. Hilo, Hawaii
2. Juneau, Alaska
3. Olympia, Washington
4. Eugene, Oregon
5. Sacramento, California
6. Boise, Idaho
7. Helena, Montana
8. Carson City, Nevada
9. Santa Fe, New Mexico
10. Denver, Colorado
11. Pierre, South Dakota
12. Lincoln Nebraska
13. Topeka, Kansas
14. Oklahoma City, Oklahoma
15. Austin, Texas
16. Baton Rouge, Louisiana
17. Little Rock, Arkansas
18. Jefferson City, Missouri
19. Des Moines, Iowa
20. Minneapolis, Minnesota
21. Madison, Wisconsin
22. Springfield, Illinois
23. Lansing, Michigan
24. Columbus, Ohio
25. Indianapolis, Indiana
26. Frankfort, Kentucky
27. Nashville, Tennessee
28. Hattiesburg, Mississippi
29. Montgomery, Alabama
30. Tallahassee, Florida
31. Atlanta, Georgia
32. Columbia, South Carolina
33. Raleigh, North Carolina
34. Richmond, Virginia
35. Dover, Delaware
36. Harrisburg, Pennsylvania
37. Trenton, New Jersey
38. Albany, New York
39. Providence, Rhode Island
40. Hartford, Connecticut
41. Boston, Massachusetts
42. Montpelier, Vermont
43. Derry, New Hampshire
44. Portland, Maine
45. Charleston, West Virginia
As for the remaining 5, give me a little more time. You may correct me on any mistakes thus far, as they are my final answer. But don't comment on the following:
Arizona - is it Flagstaff, Phoenix or Tuscon? Leaning toward Flagstaff - DON'T TELL ME! Also, Wyoming (Cheyenne or Laramie) and North Dakota (Fargo?), Maryland (Appomatox?), Utah (Provo or Salt Lake City - I think, Provo).
Well, I got New Hampshire wrong, it's Concord, not Derry. And it's state capitAl, not capitOl.
Ding.
I now wonder what other mistakes I made.
I also got Oregon wrong. It's Salem, not Eugene. And now I'm thinking I got Minnesota wrong. It's probably St. Paul.
But for my remaining guesses,
Flagstaff, Arizona
Fargo, North Dakota
Appamatox, Maryland
Laramie, Wyoming (Or is it Cheyenne?)
Salt Lake City, Utah
Now, I go check. I'm so disappointed in my performance so far. Craig will never let me live it down.
<font color="#FFFFAA"><font size="1">[ February 24, 2005 07:24 AM: Message edited by: Sarcazmo ]</font></font>
Oh, I sucked.
ANNAPOLIS~ I've BEEN there. Jeesh.
Wyoming is Cheyenne. I knew that, too. Laramie is right up the road and is home to the University of Wyoming - I always get that confused.
It is PHOENIX. Duh.
North Dakota is Bismarck.
Minnesota is St. Paul.
My...how time erases the memory.
<font color="#FFFFAA" size="1">[ February 24, 2005 07:29 AM: Message edited by: Sarcazmo ]</font>
Oh, and Maine is Augusta.
Seems I barely made a "B."
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